Talk:It's Flashbeagle, Charlie Brown credits/@comment-2606:A000:1011:8349:6C4F:9191:B1C1:8F69-20191012190714

Do you realize what you're becoming? I don't know what you're becoming... ...but I do know what you're not becoming. You don't do any of the things that a dog is supposed to do. You don't bark at strangers, you don't bring in the morning paper... ...you don't even bring me my slippers at night. In the old days, dogs used to round up sheep... ...and guard them in case wolves attacked. I never see you rounding up sheep. I'll bet you don't even know what one looks like. You don't try to follow me to school... ...and you don't meet me when I come home. There's nothing worse than owning a dog who isn't a dog.